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Already deprecatedYou are selling a museum artifact that people use as paperweights.
Professional curator of 2006 tech nostalgia.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning outdated inventory into landfill.
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Attempting to move discontinued media players to people who already own smartphones. You are a ghost.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fondly remember the exact moment the market gave up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2006
Microsoft introduces the Zune to fight the iPod.
2011
Smartphones arrive and make dedicated players redundant.
2015
The online services for Zune are permanently shut down.
2020
The market collapses into a niche of retro enthusiasts.
Already
You are effectively a curator of ancient plastic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
zero
Zunes sold daily
six minutes
Remaining battery life
maximum
Customer confusion levels
Your severance
A Zune keychain and a box of dead batteries.
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